HR Management & Compliance

Christmas May Be Over, but the Courts Aren’t Through with This Bad Santa

Employers should always take a very strong stance against sexual harassment in the workplace, and not even Santa Claus is above the law. Consider the following not-so-jolly tale submitted to the HR Daily Advisor by Attorney Francis M. Drelling.

Drelling serves as general counsel of the Restaurant Division at Specialty Restaurants Corp. He can be found on LinkedIn or reached via e-mail at

It is a rare event when one comes across sexual harassment allegations by a little elf, hotly asserted denials by Santa, and a police arrest that can serve as a great example as to how an employer can get things so ho ho horribly wrong. Not too long ago, I came across just such a case as summarized in what appeared to be an actual police report. It is an excellent example of what would seem to be a plaintiff attorney’s Christmas list come true. This odd tale unfolds as follows.

What Reportedly Happened?

Once upon a time, there was an elf who helped Santa as he posed for photographs in a mall. Our little elf, all we really know is that she was over 14 years old, reported the following to local law enforcement:

One fine day, just about Thanksgiving time, Santa allegedly copped a feel as the elf was walking past Santa’s chair. Although shaken, she made no immediate comment and Santa presumably continued on his merry way of being photographed with children. Our elf then told her manager what happened and subsequently went into the mall on a meal break. Shortly thereafter, the manager located our elf and informed her “Santa wanted to speak with her.” Although the little elf was understandably nervous about speaking with Santa, and presumably communicated such to her manager, she agreed to do as asked. Or, as her lawyer is probably now saying, she was forced into a confrontation with the perpetrator during her unpaid meal period.

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Upon meeting up with Santa, he began acting in an un-Santa-like manner by proceeding to yell at her as he denied the allegations. The elf then notified her supervisor that she was quitting the merry band (her job) and departed the scene. Or, as her attorney is now likely alleging, she was retaliated against and constructively terminated, as no reasonable person could be expected to tolerate this hostile work environment after having reported a sexual assault. Interestingly, this was not the first time Santa had allegedly misbehaved. According to our little elf, he had previously told her “I wish you were a few years older and I was younger” and he had also made a remark about his third wife. We can only speculate as to why Santa had three wives.

Having received little support from her employer, our elf next reported the assault to law enforcement. The police investigated by obtaining a statement from another little elf who had been identified as a witness. Or, as the elf’s attorney is likely saying, the police then did what the employer should have done—it obtained witness statements. In any event, she confirmed she had seen Santa reach up toward the area of the other elf’s behind but did not know if he had touched her buttocks. She further indicated the reporting elf had told her that “Santa had pinched her butt.” This other elf was so bothered that she also quit that same day. Or, as her attorney is probably now saying, she saw how the first elf was treated and feared that both Santa, and the company, would do the very same to her. So, she was likewise subjected to a hostile work environment and, fearing retaliation for having spoken with law enforcement, she was left with no choice but to also quit. I’m just saying….

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The police further investigated the events of that one fine day by interviewing the elf’s manager. In relevant part, the manager confirmed she had received the harassment report and spoken with her supervisor, who had directed that the elf was to speak directly with the accused. The manager also confirmed that the elf quit right after this wonderful kumbayah moment. Or, as the elf’s attorney is probably now saying, the company retaliated against the young elf by inappropriately telling Santa of the allegations and then forcing the elf into circumstances whereby he could yell at and attempt to intimidate her. The elf’s attorney is probably also saying this proves the company lacked a system to protect little elves who desperately needed to make harassment reports. In any event, the manager also informed the investigating officer that the elf was unhappy because she had been asked about missing money earlier that same day. The typically unprovable inference being the harassment claim was false because the elf might be, or was suspected of being, improperly in possession of company assets.

When approached by the police, Santa promptly exclaimed, “I did not touch that girl.” He then later asserted it was the elf who had “walked by and brushed her buttocks against his hand” and that he had tried to avoid the contact. Santa then further complicated matters by saying he was uncertain if it had been the elf’s buttocks which his hand had touched. Santa also acknowledged he had made a comment about wanting to be young again but essentially claimed it simply had to do with making better decisions in life. Santa was arrested for indecent assault and battery.

In tomorrow’s Advisor, Drelling explains how this holiday complaint should have been handled, plus an introduction to the free best practices report, Want HR Tools? Try Pitching Something Other Than ROI.